INFINITY LEGS
ROYAL ONESIE
MARATHON CHEER GEAR
DRESS IN FRONT OF A MESS
UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR
READ MY SKIRT. HINT: IT IS NONSENSE
FLORAL PANTS FOREVER EVEN WHEN THEY OLD AND BAGGY
RAINBOW SHERBET
FACT: BUTTONING THE TOP BUTTON OF A SHIRT DISTRACTS FROM ALL THE HOLES.
IF YOU SAY “SPIDERMAN” IN THE MIRROR THREE TIMES AND CLOSE YOUR EYES HE WILL APPEAR
SELFIE CHECKLIST: 1. DOUBLE POLKA DOTS 2. BATHROOM GRAFFITI 3. ONE NOSTRIL
PATTERN PARTY
STOP. GATOR TIME.
YO
TUTANKHAMUN